Supreme Court’s Sidekick Kid Justice Killed By Mad Genius Dr. Contempto

 

WASHINGTON—The United States Supreme Court was rocked by tragedy Thursday when the judicial branch’s longtime sidekick, Kid Justice, was brutally murdered by the nefarious Dr. Contempto.Kid Justice, who sources confirmed was the alter ego of mild-mannered Supreme Court fellow Jimmy Randall, reportedly vaulted through the air and intercepted a missile launched by Dr. Contempto in mid-flight, selflessly sacrificing his life to save Chief Justice John Roberts from certain death.

“We are saddened to report that, at approximately 11:35 a.m., Washington’s beloved Kid Justice was pronounced dead,” said D.C. Chief of Police Seamus O’Herlihy. “The missile that struck the teen guardian was more powerful than the Diamontium skin that had protected him from so many other blows, and his powers—encyclopedic memory of Constitutional law and a deep, abiding belief in the U.S. court system—proved to be of no use against the sinister Dr. Contempto.”

 

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Smashing Stereotypes About Libertarian Punks

 

As insulting as it is to be labeled a fascist, and as easy as it is to respond vehemently with anger, it’s more productive to reply with facts and logic and take an opportunity to expound upon what libertarianism actually is.If you do it right, you will blow minds.

You may not claim a libertarian convert, but you will broaden the discussion and open the door to more tolerance from your left-wing punk friends and acquaintances.

The trick is to be honest about the things you disagree on while focusing on the things you agree about

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The Hippie Revival in Libertarianism

Today, the notion of a hippie has become a relic. We may have leftover music and fashion, but where can we look to find dedication to peace, respect for the individual, and the live-and-let-live attitude that was so iconic of the hippies?

Probably on your college campus. Over the past few years, hundreds of student groups have been springing up across the country touting individual rights and non-aggression. Under the guise of Young Americans for Liberty and Students for Liberty, among others, students have been reinventing the hippie culture.

Here are five key ways that hippies and libertarians are essentially the same….

 

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